What's the problem?!?!?`

WOAHHHHhh... what everyone's problem man?!??! Trying to matchmake me with every other guy! DONTWANTTTT!!!!
-_- Ahh maybe it's the hormones of people this age, or maybe this is the age where everybody finds their 'true love' so they go around teasing people when they haven't... etc.!
WOahhhh I dont want! WOahh I already set up some standardized rule already (which is not legally abiding but ahh it's a guideline)
1. Not interested in CG members. (Yuck! It will just make relationship with my closest friends weird)
2. Aim very high so that people have no one to tease you with (CEO CEO CEO!!)
And if any guy perasan(egoistically think) I like him, please lah let me make this clear, (Unless youre Bill Gates or nearly as rich or smart as Warren Buffet, I'm not considering you!... >_< (Oh ya and you have to have high Christian health!)
OH thanks for inviting me Henny. I LOVE the Indo food. Cheers to the two joker man. 'Son', you should really forget about needing a 'father figure'. Sigh, 'mother's' love is enough lah